Fat Calves and Hot Boots. They only time they work together is in that sentence I just wrote.
Not on a body. Just in words.
I just had some Hot Boots delivered from Mod Cloth. I am a Mod Clothaholic. Here are said Hot Boots of which are longer in stock because I got one of the last pair:
They are NOT leather, but they are affordable. And you don’t say ‘man-made’ anymore. That is sooo 2010. You say ‘Vegan’ because yes they are delicious and no animals were injured in the making of these boots.
But men’s hearts will break when they see me in these boots, thus sustaining injury.
If only I could get them on.
The laces that I were counting on for some ‘give’ are merely decor. When I realized this I panicked
a little A LOT! I put them on and
Dang. Stoppage. Right about mid calf. They were on but they had a slouch look to them. And that is so 2000whatever. I wanted to wear them over jeans and that just ain’t happening. I can’t wear them over tights, or skin no less.
So I went online to see if I could chat with someone at Mod Cloth about my predicament. Now, I am no stranger to online customer service encounters, but what I got this time threw me for a loop.
The name of the person with whom I would be chatting with was Christine, but the image of this person screamed STEVE. How was I supposed to tell Christeve about my fat calves? So this is how I handled it. (click the picture to read it if you are over 40, makes it bigger)
Now I’m pretty sure that I’m chatting with a woman, if only she would complain about her fat calves…………
I probably will keep the Hot Boots. I will try to make them stretch a bit. If not.. they are an 8 1/2, so if one of you skinny calved little @#*! want them let me know.
These boots DO fit! And you know I’ve needed some red boots for a very long time. Christeve thought they were awesome too.
So I may have Fred Flinstone legs, but I’ve got Wilma’s style!