Do these pants make my ( Y ) look big?

Oh… had one of those tender verbal exchanges between husband and wife today. On our way back from church.. went a little something like this:

Me: So… honey do these pants look ok on me… you know, do they make my butt look big?
Him: No..but they do accentuate them.
Me: THEM!?!?!
Him: Huh?
Me: Is my butt soooo big you have to refer to it in plural? THEM?!?
Him: No.. well you know..cheeks.. oh dammit.

And there you have it people. Just as boobs are often referred to as “the girls,” or “the twins,” my butt is now “THEM.” To his credit, he loves “THEM” and these pants are cut in away that would accentuate “their” curvaceousness. Well, at least I won’t ever need buttock implants which seem to be all the rage in London these days. That’s right people….”THEIR” real!

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4 thoughts on “Do these pants make my ( Y ) look big?

  1. Okay c’mon, doesn’t the average person refer to the butt as them? There really are two cheeks! Or ami just a fool, hopeless…

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