You know how your kids expect you to be able to solve their unsolvable problems? Like….when their foot falls asleep? I mean really, what am I supposed to do with that?
We are in the van, Mark’s driving, I’m at the dance club in my brain getting down, breaking out AMAZING moves to the [...]
April 2, 2009
Can’t Help With That!
March 8, 2009
Mittelschmerz and what not.
Today I am just bleh. Something’s happening with my body. I’m pretty sensitive to my innerds. And what with a biology background.. I can kind of nerd out with body functions sometimes.
If you are one of those, “Ewww.. too much information” folks, read no further.
If you are a man.. yeah, pretty much this will not [...]
March 2, 2009
Bliss Fail
It’s after 9:00 pm. Kids are in bed. I have just crawled into a piping hot bathtub with bubbles a foot and a half high. Twilight book number 2, New Moon, is within reach to the right, and to my left, a bottle of talking rain, yes, even with a straw. Bliss, no?
No.
Nature calls child [...]
March 1, 2009
Spending a lovely afternoon at Wit’s End.
You know that place called “Wit’s End?” Ever been there? Some priviledged folks have a fast track pass to “Wit’s End.” Raise your hand if you do…wow…..that’s a lot of raised hands. Well I have a fast track pass too.
People tell me all the time that I’m ‘great with kids, would be a great teacher, [...]
February 5, 2009
You think YOU had a productive day?!?!?
so.. the next time you think you are the shit…. that you got so much accomplished that really “matters.” Well.. check your self, and check this out:
That my friends, is what awesome is made of.
And a quick shout out to my Jenny for her made of awesome giveaway. If I link [...]
February 2, 2009
Mid-Life Crisis Anyone?
I’m only 38. But I think I might be there… somewhere’s around mid-life, and in an identity crisis, AGAIN.
I don’t want a convertible. Or a boob job, or an ass lift. I don’t want a 20 year old pool boy. Maybe, I would. If he was from Brazil. But not really.
Lately I just want to [...]
January 28, 2009
Again… the nose knows!
I TOLD you I had an extra large scent organ. Remember? Well it is one strong sniffer, and today it detected the ….ugh…. one of the most…undesirable scents of all. DEATH.
I’m sitting at my desk, minding my bidness like always. Daydreaming working on spreadsheets and what not. I smell something. It is definitely faint, but [...]
January 25, 2009
The many uses of Spanxs….
If you are a woman over 30, which I am just barely (sha!), you probably own a pair of Spanx or some other kind of “Body Shaper.” Smooths out your curves, or your fawhumpawhumps, as I lovingly call them. Sometimes my curves misplace themselves and if I wrangle myself into throw on a pair of [...]
January 22, 2009
Space Age President….
Just a brief blog today.
I was having a super sucky day. Got some info this morning that had me bumming big time, and praying hard. But that is not the story for today, cuz I don’t want to “go there” again.
I’m at work, it’s around lunch time. I head into the faculty lounge to throw [...]
January 18, 2009
Husband Fail…..
So.. there we were, Jennyonthespot, myself, and my girl Wendy, sitting snug around a table with our husbands all sitting on the other side. We were killing time, tossing back some beverages, waiting for the band to come on so we could boogie. The place was getting packed.
My girls are on either side of me [...]
