Today was another one of those working at warp speed days. No.. better than that, ludicrous speed. You know, kind of like this:
Yep. That fast. I was a phone answerin, spreadsheet fixin, bee sting nursin, copy machine NINJA today. No joke. So when it got to the end of my work day, and when I [...]
For the last four years, my kids have gone to a week long overnight camp at a local lake with our church. Vacation Bible School, but kicked up a notch, what with the swimming, canoeing, and sleeping in musty cabins and what have you. I have always been the ‘cabin mom.’ There for my own [...]
So… as usual…at my desk, minding my bidness (daydreaming and whatnot) when our handsome landscaper man walks up and says:
“Here Lisa, I brought these flowers for you…they smell as sweet as you look!”
Well, actually, that is not how it all played out, but remember.. I was mid-daydream when he walked up to my desk and [...]
So the other day I had some free time without the fam to do a little shopping. I needed ………………..UNDERGARMENTS in the worst way. My bras have lost their elasticity and my undies……..well. I’m at that place in my life where getting bras and underwear at Costco will suffice. I don’t want to be in [...]
I have some serious pet peeves when it comes to the bathroom. SERIOUS! The first thing that annoys me, and I must fix it immediately, is improperly installed toilet paper.
So… which of the following is the correct way to install your TP?
a. With paper roll dispensing sheets from the top
b. With paper roll dispensing [...]
The Nose Knows.. has now become a trilogy. It’s a powerful nose, smells both the good and the bad. Here’s what my nostrils happened upon TODAY:
Sitting at my desk, minding my bidness (daydreaming and whatnot), I actually see it before I smell it, a rarity in itself. Greenish streaky smear on the floor behind [...]
Oh my people, where do I begin? My back. MY BACK! Grrrr!
When I was oh, I don’t know, about 13 or something, it was discovered during one of those routine checks in PE that my back was growing all wonky. I had a experimental treatment for the time, where they put electric pads on [...]
OK.. I love a good time, a little boogie, a little drink and what have you. But a lesson I have failed to learn in my almost 20 years of drinking alcohol, is to stay AWAAAAY from hard alcohol. Never. Learn.
This last weekend I went to fabulous dress up funk party. Great [...]
Today was one of those hum drum days for me. I never seemed to get motivated at work.. all distracty and such. The end of my day arrives.. kids are all leaving school, chaos, phone ringing…Lisa we need this, we need that and I just needed to leave to pick up my own [...]
You know how your kids expect you to be able to solve their unsolvable problems? Like….when their foot falls asleep? I mean really, what am I supposed to do with that?
We are in the van, Mark’s driving, I’m at the dance club in my brain getting down, breaking out AMAZING moves to the [...]
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