I TOLD you I had an extra large scent organ. Remember? Well it is one strong sniffer, and today it detected the ….ugh…. one of the most…undesirable scents of all. DEATH.
I’m sitting at my desk, minding my bidness like always. Daydreaming working on spreadsheets and what not. I smell something. It is definitely faint, but [...]
Entries from January 2009
January 28, 2009
Again… the nose knows!
January 25, 2009
The many uses of Spanxs….
If you are a woman over 30, which I am just barely (sha!), you probably own a pair of Spanx or some other kind of “Body Shaper.” Smooths out your curves, or your fawhumpawhumps, as I lovingly call them. Sometimes my curves misplace themselves and if I wrangle myself into throw on a pair of [...]
January 22, 2009
Space Age President….
Just a brief blog today.
I was having a super sucky day. Got some info this morning that had me bumming big time, and praying hard. But that is not the story for today, cuz I don’t want to “go there” again.
I’m at work, it’s around lunch time. I head into the faculty lounge to throw [...]
January 18, 2009
Husband Fail…..
So.. there we were, Jennyonthespot, myself, and my girl Wendy, sitting snug around a table with our husbands all sitting on the other side. We were killing time, tossing back some beverages, waiting for the band to come on so we could boogie. The place was getting packed.
My girls are on either side of me [...]
January 14, 2009
Let me tell you about my nose……….
Tweaked Taken from www.peteducation.com:
Q.
How good is my dog’s sense of smell?
A.
A dog’s scent organ (inside his nose) is about four times larger than a human’s, and a dog’s sense of smell is about 50-100 times more powerful than yours but not mine. Although all dogs have a powerful sense of smell, some breeds have a [...]
January 11, 2009
Mom, you are a bad influence….
Again.. that’s my boy. He said that today after I shamefully cracked up my family with the comment, “Um…that guy over there ought to close his mouth.” Which made them all look and then laugh as a guy ordering Teriyaki stood at the counter with his mouth in a stupefied puckered “O.” [...]
January 7, 2009
My deepest apologies, my dear public…
It has been way too long since my last post. Where on earth have I been? What has been my problem? I mean, I even had two weeks off from work for cryin’ out loud!
I have been utterly uninspired.
Sure funny things have happened, and beautiful things have happened. We had tons of snow, and my [...]
